I am a bit up against it at the moment, so will not be writing anything today.

It's a bit like how pop musician Noel Gallagher take ages between recording his Oasis records - if you are an artiste you refuse to compromise on quality by bashing out tired and formulaic material to order. The difference between us is that he gets paid millions for what he does and I do this for free. Plus he has bigger eyebrows and speaks in a silly voice.

Plus I do not have a Lennon/McCartney fixation. Even if I do have a piano and a guitar, and sometimes I sit on the floor and meditate wearing silly round glasses and when we go to bed I get the LTLP to pretend that she only has one leg.

Back tomorrow. Probably.