A threatening note through the door!!!
Are you fed up with excessive and gaudy lighting over Christmas?
Do you think your competing neighbours 'lower the tone'?
Are you also concerned with the light pollution and waste of energy involved?
If so - encourage your offending neighbours to show a bit of local civic pride by removing their lights.
Join RAND - Residents Against Naff Decorations.
For further details contact Big A on [phone number]."